I wanted somewhere other than AO3 to put my writing, because AO3 sucks. So I'm putting it here.
Fanfiction
The Barney Hivemind
(Half-Life)
a theoretical physicist and his best friend, a hivemind of dozens of security guards with the same face and voice
peppino, gustavo, peppino
(Pizza Tower)
after the tower falls, his heart becomes its own mirror (or, peppino learns to deal with a doppelganger that has inherited all the parts of himself he'd like to forget)